Going Out Shirt Tee
A sole trusted garment usually worn by a man coming to the end of his social lifecycle. When a male believes himself to be in his prime he will either carefully or indiscriminately choose from a wide variety of garments for the wide variety of social occasions his youth and social status offers. At this point in his life the male subjectively believes all such garments 'looks good on him'. As the male ages he naturally becomes subjectively and objectively less 'in his prime' and studies have shown that there is a negative correlation between the 'distance from prime', the number of social events available for attendance, and the number of garments trusted to grace these occasions. When a male declines to the point they have next to no social interactions, the number of shirts that are subjectively ok for going out dwindles to just one. Please note at this point the suitability of the shirt is purely subjective, as there is also a correlation between distance from prime and fashion blindness. Objectively the shirt may be hideous or simply be fashion from the wrong decade. Once a male is down to one shirt he can never go back up to two or more, the shirt is the shirt and although it may be replaced (depending on how long the male tries to string it out), there is only ever one at this point. At this juncture the man can objectively be described as wearing 'his going out shirt" (singular).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again