go Obama on your ass tee
The act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live TV like the real Obama. It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day. NBC Interview. President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand* Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy* Camera man: jesus!! Camera man and reporter: NIce!!! *laughter in background, girlish giggles* Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we. Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it? Camera dude: YEah Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs? Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there. Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*. Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!