Glen Ridge Tee
A Town in northern New Jersey that has some of the nicest homes in America. Our main street: Ridgewood Avenue; has houses that are $800,000 to $3.4 Million and more. Yes, we are almost all white and Catholic, but does not mean that we are all racist. And yes we are rich. Got a problem with that? And no, athletes did not rape a mentally retarted girl. It was sexual assult, NOT RAPE!!!!(I'm not saying that is better). Our high school was ranked number 3rd in the state. We have VERY low crime in our neighborhood. Montlcair kids hate us because of our wealth, and because we like to get good grades. GROW UP MONTCLAIR!!! your town doesn't have any better of a drug problem (Montlcair High School). Yes, we do like to get good grades, because we want good jobs. Good school + good grades= Good job. Good Job= Good Money (good life). We don't have many stores, though we do have Smashburger, Fitzgerald's, Super Scoop, the Arcade, and Mountainside Hospital. We also have an excellent sport team. No, the athelet population is not dying down. So, what is Glen Ridge? Only the nicest, richest, and safest town in Northern New Jersey (other than Franklin Lakes).
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Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum