george w. bush Tee
A former gung-ho rich kid whose daddy owned an oil company and got him into Yale even though he still seems to have trouble with words over three syllables. He later went on to become president of the United States thanks to Florida not being able to count the votes right. As president, he kissed ass to big corporations and gave them tax cuts, while leaving regular, hard-working Americans to suffer from the effects of him flushing the economy down the toilet. Oil and chemical companies love him because he doesn't give two shits about the environment and even wants to disband the EPA and allow Hummers to eat more holes in the ozone layer. Beginning in March 2003, he's sent thousands of American soldiers to die in Iraq for oil, claiming that God told him to go there and sacrifice hundreds of American lives plus thousands of Iraqis' lives. WMDs he used to cover up his intentions have not been found and never will be. In the meantime, he has made us the laughing stock of the entire world. His presidency has suspiciously seen the line between church and state blurred since he kisses ass to the religious reich as well and wants all kids to pray in school and his warped version of Christianity to be the state religion. Recently has spoken out against the right of gays and lesbians to marry, saying the 'sanctity' of marriage must be protected even though half the marriages in this country end in divorce and people marry for money on TV. As Dubya continues to wipe his ass with civil liberties and any chance of healthy foreign relations, his conservative groupies still defiantly proclaim he was elected and is doing a wonderful job. But then again they said that about Hitler too.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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