Funk-Shun-Ning Drunk Tee
A male who drinks heavily every single night and yet refuses to let that shortcoming interfere with his job; his ability to earn a living. He goes to work everyday "hungover", and still manages to fool everyone and does his job... i.e. He remains functional. Almost, but not quite a "drink face", He always makes sure every night that he never drinks so much so that he is unable to perform his moneymaking duties. He know's his problem. He wishes it wasn't so, but his alcoholic nature doesnt allow him to stop drinking. He wishes it wasn't a factor in his life. He knows that being too hungover to be able to perform at a level that is at the very least AVERAGE in order to maintain his job is unacceptable. He drinks more than you. He doesn't just have 'a few' beers. He drinks somewhere in the amount of a FIFTH of whiskey and a 12-pack of Bud: (1 fifth of whiskey: at least 86 PROOF; plus 6 to 12, 12oz cans of beer : 5 PROOF.) He drinks because he is severely unhappy with the way his life has turned out; (He isnt what his mother always hoped he would be) not to mention the fact that every single one of his previous female relationships have always failed, despite his best hopes... When he starts drinking at a party, he starts doing stupid shit. Never align youself with this guy. THE FUNK-SHUN-NING Drunk is the guy at the party that everyone knows they need to pay attention too throughout the night because HE WILL eventually get so drunk in an attempt to forget his own problems, that not only will the police be called, but he could drag others down with himself. He's a true drinker.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means