Fuckstick Tee
Fucksticks are traditionally home-schooled. They try hard to set themselves apart at a young age by wearing dark fingernail polish, Mohawks, chains to hold keys to their inevitably douchey automobile, and other gothic-like fashions. As they grow into their teens they traditionally lack social skills, and tend to be reclusive. For this reason, they tend to skip the traditional college experience - derived from their underdeveloped social skills - and study academia that will land them a career that requires minimal social interaction. Also, due to a major lack of self-esteem they marry at a very young age. Partly because they don't think they can do any better than the first person that expresses interest, but moreover because they're disinterested in partaking in any post-collegiate social activities and are ready to "settle down" and be homebodies. Fucksticks can vary by age but fuckstickness is predominant in younger males in their 20s and 30s. Fuckstickness slowly decreases with age, especially when treated with therapy from the fuckstick's surroundings, typically family or co-workers.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.