Fuckboy Tee
Is probably into whimsically patterned socks and frat vests. Thinks he is still the high school quarterback even though he graduated 10 years ago and doesn't really work out anymore. Is really attractive, but also socially awkward in a very specific, almost intentional way. Makes strange eye contact when he is hitting on you where he almost looks like he's going to cry. Is obsessed with his dog, which has a completely human name, and buys it sweaters and shit. The dog is badly behaved and reminds you of him. Will text you the night after a hookup and thank you for coming over, but then not text you again for two months because he forgot or got busy. Is probably a lawyer. Has a really dirty car. Wants to quit smoking, but keeps coming up with excuses. Is never going to quit smoking. Likely a Capricorn. Says "wow" way too much. Texts you nonsense compulsively while you are both at work. You have to twist his arm to get him to take you on a date. Makes absolutely everything sexual. Everything. Absolutely loves strippers and is not ashamed of it. Is politically liberal, but looks really conservative. Generally emotionally closed off and materialistic. But you still find him really charming and totally resent yourself for it.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.