Fuckboy Tee
A boy who throws you off your game. He comes through and is sweet and charming, he pretends he is different than every other guy. He acts surprised by how poorly other men have treated you. He plays it up that he's "honest" and "straight up" and wants to "see where things go". He either says he wants you to be his girl and is lying, telling 20 other girls the same shit. Or he says it (like he thinks he means it) but immediately pusses out and realizes he can't handle the commitment and bails. He loves to say he "can't tell he future" when making plans or talking about feelings... or will say he is doing something for your benefit (to protect your feelings) when in reality it's to serve himself. Fuckboys will turn it on you like you rushed them, or they're not ready, truth is they are only interested in you serving them; if you ask for anything in return they're gone. Any mildly attractive boy born after 1990 is a guaranteed fuck boy. Also see: Punk ass bitches
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means