Fuckboi Tee
noun. def: The male equivalent of slut. Etymology: Coining "man-whore" as an answer to "whore" was lazy af. Like, almost as half assed as Flo Rida when he took his state's name, hit the spacebar, and called it his stage name."Man-whore"; it's bulky on the tongue and has consistently failed to be perceived as the male equivalent of 'whore'. Time to try again. Slut. It's simple, succinct, acerbic, sexual, and has a connotation that makes radical feminists bitch about it endlessly. The researchers assigned to create a male version of ‘slut’, came across "fuck boy" in the course of their extensive research. The phrase was drawn from Midwest Prison English dialect, so the team and I made a brief visit to Meynard Prison. There, we learned the meaning of fear as “Big Pat” (or Pat Ricide), explained that a fuck boy is “a lil bitch who ain’t shit. A weak-ass nigga who live on what real niggas give em”. A smirk at the end of his sentences suggested that the “things” “real niggas” give to fuck boys are not birthday cards and balloons; more likely, its one particular “thing”, adnausemen So we’d found a phrase with a connotation of male sexual exploitation under oppression. It was already succinct and sexual, so all that was left to do was simplify it into 1 word and replace the ‘y’ with an ‘i’, thus becoming both more emasculating and more French, which will irritate all the right people. And fuckboi was born.
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Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition