Fuckboi Tee
noun. def: The male equivalent of slut. Etymology: Coining "man-whore" as an answer to "whore" was lazy af. Like, almost as half assed as Flo Rida when he took his state's name, hit the spacebar, and called it his stage name."Man-whore"; it's bulky on the tongue and has consistently failed to be perceived as the male equivalent of 'whore'. Time to try again. Slut. It's simple, succinct, acerbic, sexual, and has a connotation that makes radical feminists bitch about it endlessly. The researchers assigned to create a male version of ‘slut’, came across "fuck boy" in the course of their extensive research. The phrase was drawn from Midwest Prison English dialect, so the team and I made a brief visit to Meynard Prison. There, we learned the meaning of fear as “Big Pat” (or Pat Ricide), explained that a fuck boy is “a lil bitch who ain’t shit. A weak-ass nigga who live on what real niggas give em”. A smirk at the end of his sentences suggested that the “things” “real niggas” give to fuck boys are not birthday cards and balloons; more likely, its one particular “thing”, adnausemen So we’d found a phrase with a connotation of male sexual exploitation under oppression. It was already succinct and sexual, so all that was left to do was simplify it into 1 word and replace the ‘y’ with an ‘i’, thus becoming both more emasculating and more French, which will irritate all the right people. And fuckboi was born.
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My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.