Friendswood Tee
A suburb of Houston, Texas. A community which is portrayed as a conceited, self-centered group of rich, whiny snobs. A place crawling with soccer moms that look like, and worship, Sarah Palin. The upper-class division of Friendswood often uses the police for what they believe to be are real problems, such as toilet paper in their trees. The rich kids of Friendswood have recently discovered that they are rich, after meeting a handful of people at their high school whose parents don't drive a luxury car. Yes, there ARE middle-class families in Friendswood, along with its fair share of bible-beating, racist rednecks, ghetto-ass black people, illegal Mexican roofers, and silk shirt-clad Pakistani convenience store owners. It's also a hotbed of single chicks fucking married men. There is a lot of drugs in Friendswood, which are much easier to get than alcohol. Friendswood High School kids are known for being show-offs about their fancy cars that mommy and daddy paid for, while they blow money on drugs and alcohol since there's not much to do around Friendswood except getting high and having unprotected sex with as many people as possible, and everybody there is greatly skilled at both.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it