French Pinecone Tee
The act of combining the actions of The French Victory and the Pinecone Plunge. The primary objective is to add an extra layer of difficulty, personal humiliation, reputational gain, and physical pain and harm to the actions required in the French Victory. Step 1. Shove a pinecone up your ass, with every subsequent deciduous seed pod adding an extra scoring bracket to the distance covered by the French Victory. Step 2. Find a suitable romantic partner. The ideal is to locate one that is a sufficient distance to your own residence, such that it is easy to cover a large amount of ground while running backward. Step 3. Initiate the actions of the French Victory, while maintaining all of the pinecones in your rectum. Step 4. Have an acquaintance track your speed and distance. Step 5. Congratulations! You have completed a round of the French Pinecone! Submit your score in the form of a wordy, lengthy, incredibly detailed of your experience as a message attached to any donation to your political representatives!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means