Frankenstein Feet Tee
Frankenstein Feet,or “FF”, is a term used to describe one's feet when they have fallen asleep causing one to walk as if they were Frankenstein.A common way to get “FF” is by using the restroom with a smart phone.A person may get on their smart phone by texting, playing games,Tweeting,Facebook stalking,or watching videos on YouTube.While participating in one of these activities,one will almost always lose track of time,causing circulation to the feet to be cut off.The feet then become lifeless.When the person tries to stand,they may notice it damn near impossible to stand or walk.This can prove to be an obstacle when trying to wipe one's ass.The person may have to use objects to help themselves achieve this goal such as leaning against the bathroom wall or counter.One must not only worry about wiping their ass,but also worry about walking to the sink and out of the restroom.Many will find this task unattainable b/c of their condition.Many will notice that to walk to the sink,they have to take slow,short steps.They will start to think to themselves that they are walking the way Frankenstein would.One may think that they are indeed Frankenstein and proceed to make groining noises while walking.It is only suggested that one makes these noises in their own home,as doing this in public will only cause humiliation.Almost all people will try and walk it off,but many will walk out of the bathroom and immediately lay on their floor and wait for the feeling in their feet to come back.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it