Frank Zappa
He Was A Great Composer, And Guitar Player. He Referred To His Work As Project Object, As All Of His Work Was Part Of A Major Project Which Was All In Relation Which Each Other. Examples Used By Him Were, For Instance: Blowjobs, Which Appeared In Alot Of Albums Over A Span Of Years, Not Because He Had An Obsession With Them But Because It Was To Unify The Collection. Also Fido Was Used In Some Albums Three Years Apart Or More From Each Other, The Fido He Speaks Of Is The Same Fido The Dog He Said In Earlier Albums, Again For Reasons Of Unifying His Collection, Of What Is Known As Project Object. He Wanted To Run For President. He Stated On Crossfire, He Was A Conservative. He Understood The Concept That, America Is Disguised As A Democracy, But It Is Really Moving Towards A Facist Theocracy, As The Government Is Creating Laws Which Abide By Christian Beliefs, This Is Not Fair As This Country Was Created To Be A Melting Pot And Not For Certain Christians To Run And Bend Laws Around. He Also Understood The Concept Schools In America Were Mediocre. If You Think About It They Are Run To Benefit The Government, It Makes Alot Of Sense That College Education Generally Allows You To Make A Higher Wage. If The Government Is Getting Money From You Going Out With That Degree And Doing Business For Them Oversees, Or What Not, Then Chances Are They Can Afford To Have The American Dollar Worth More As There Making And Pocketing More Than They Were With Someone Who Doesnt Have A Degree Per Say Cutting Glass, Because That Doesn't Help Benefit Them, Which In Return Makes The Worth Of The Dollar Stay The Same. Basically If You Want A College Education, Which Isn't Nessicarily A Good Or Bad Thing, You Whats Known As The Governments Whore. You Do The Bitch Work For Them So They Pocket Alot And Can Afford For You To Make A Higher Wage Because The American Dollar Is Now Worth More, Basically Your Being Bended Over Backwards So To Speak. I Believe The Government Set Up Today's Society Needing A Degree For The Reasons Above. The Government Should Be Used For National Security, But It Also Is A Group Of People Who Brainwash Alot Of Others.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.
Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
Glad I had utmost FREEDOM OF SPEECH to express in articulate detail what evv it is the fk i was on a rant about that day. I haven't even received my shirt. I just a few moments ago placed the order. That is how pleased 😄 I am. Fk yeah fk yeah. Very empowering experience. My thoughts turned into type, that made some shi# happen. Having freedom of expression was most definitely...one fk ton of fun. A fk ton can be quantified as exuberance an joy beyond expectation. Fk yeah fk yeah. Awesome>>>
Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |