Flump sex Tee
AKA Flumping.. (noun) The Act of infact ART of secreting The confectionary Product known as "Flumps" about the person of a sexual partner (Or Flumpee), before during or after Sexual congress with you (the Flumper). The game should be played over the course of a minimum 4 days with a possible 5th in the event of a tie break situation or "Flump Off", Though is not essential it be limited to these time scales and in fact can be played and infinate number of times or till reaching an age where the sex stops happening and your just throwing Flumps at one another that is probably the natural time to call it a day. Flumping is infact banned in most care homes due to "Inmates" or Residents as they are also known waking up with white sticky stains leading them to think they had infact miraculously re-started puberty. That marvellous image aside. The Aim of "Flumping" or "Flump Sex" is to affix as many Flumps to the Flumpee by way of licking one side of it and letting it stick to the person, Points are awarded as such: 10 points for a Flump to the Arse or lower back, 15 for the Neck or Shoulders, 20 for the legs or arms, 30 for chest or head, Flumps stuck to Nipples or Ballbags count as an automatic win. N.B. only Flumps still stuck by morning will be scored as winning flumps Known Celebrity Flumpers: David Bailey Will Smith Aristotle Jennifer Love-Hewitt Dante Zooey Deschanel Leonardo Dara O Brien the late Sir Jimmy Saville
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
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My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
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