Floresville Tee
Floresville is a small town on near the outskirts of San Antonio. It is full of many people coming from many positions, including a bunch of dumb asses that think their gangsters. Theres almost nothing to do in Floresville, probably because of the towns historical value. One of the only annual things is the Peanut festival, where people come from all over, including Houston just to see. The people there can be nice, or just be a bunch of douchebags depending on who you meet. Some are racists, some are sexist, and many more are just plain mean. However, if you look hard enough, you can find a person or two that are different. However, Texas probably doesnt know that much about Floresville, which is why a bunch of people come to "false accusations" about it. For being a small town, it has one of the best bands in all of Texas. It also contains many sports groups and clubs ranging from the Historians, to the WCSL. Floresville is quite crappy, and more often than not, nobody in their right mind would want to live there. However, it doesnt get as much recognition as it deserves.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again