floral park Tee
Floral Park as much as all of you may hate that small mile by a mile universe that contains a little over 15,000 residents your fate determines that you too will raise your abercrombie wearing children here. you will inevitably drive a mini van with a sticker that says lax on it. and you will plan block parties. you will smoke pot with your friends even when you are 50 in your backyard. you will let your kids drink with their friends in your basement because that's what your parents and your friends parents allowed for generations.you will go to the bars uptown no matter how old and grey you get. no matter where i go or who i encounter i realize there is no place like floral park. the people are distinctive from the rest of the long island jappy crowd. i consider myself lucky to be raised in such a sheltered community. granted the drugs and drinking are a tad insane i believe it is a great place to raise a child, and you should too! so dont make fun because you will end up there, probably in the same house you grew up in. i for one can't wait to drive around that boring town and see annette and all the locals, everywhere else changes, floral park doesnt.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.