FGCU Tee
Florida Gulf Coast University. A university which declares itself "environmentally friendly" but has probably obliterated more wildlife and forest than any other school. Consists of 2 fraternities, 2 sororities, no football team, a fake beach, and alligators. It is recommended that students carry little children with them in their book bag to feed to the alligators in case they are attacked on their 4 mile journey from the parking lot/dorms to class. The hot chick to sausage ratio is super sweeet (we're talkin' 6:1). It's also the fastest growing university (20% a year) in the nation. The campus police have nothing to do there, so they spend their time harping students for underage drinking. They pull students over for not using turning signals and other petty moving violaions. If you are in a party at the dorms, don't hit the rape cord. The campus police will be there within 2 minutes and they always bring their power trip with them. The location where the legendary story of "19" occured. T-17-2!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means