fengapapit Tee
A man by the name of Tony R was sitting in his rocking chair by the window, admiring the morning sun's warmth upon his whiskered face. He had not experienced the easiest of times of late having suffered a back injury performing a sex act on a shemale prostitute followed by surgery that had led to some fierce body dysmorphia. His penis had become inverted. He no longer felt like half the man he once was. But always the pragmatist with a glass half full of pubic hair approach, he forged ahead and found solace in his feline companion. The cat had jumped up onto a shelf above him, a favorite haunt to view over his modest castle. However this day there was a startling noise from the meth kitchen that made the cat jump and as Tony R was looking up the cat was coming down, Tony raised his hand in protection, for some reason with the index finger in the extended position. What happened next was an extraordinary and transformative moment in Tony's life - his index finger cleanly and swiftly penetrated the cats anus, in perfect symmetry as to replicate a finger puppet. Henceforth Tony proudly naming this occurrence - Fengapapit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it