Fakhmie Tee
Is a ultra rare, one of a kind handsome species that likely live in small Borneo country called Poni. Legend says, that Fakhmie have a humongous dick, Super Gurren Lagann final form kind of scaling. One glances from female... Or even male make them instantly pregnant because of how supremely hot chad he is. He is also known to be very intelligent and cunning but often choose to look stupid because he want to make other feel smart as he think the human species is such a pathetic race that he rather let them think to be smart because human is such a dumb species. Other than his big D and otherworldly intelligence, he is lazy as fuck and weird as hell. If you have a Fakhmie in your life, consider yourself lucky, because he is OP and will likely save your ass when the world is ending or some shit. Lastly what differentiated him from the other fake Fakhmie such as Fahmi, Fahmy or Fahmie lies in the powerful alphabet of the singular "K" which gave him the power to let anyone utter his word to let them fuck them without being rude or crude. Consequently, if he reject their bold advance by saying his name, he could just say fuck you and gain his elegant yet formal dissaproval. So don't Fakhmie, Fuck you.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means