Fakeboi Tee
Boys who you you become friends with and have had some weird sexual tension with / might have hooked up with in the past (but they pretend like you didn't), expect you to provide edification and emotional support to them as you would a boyfriend... but if asked if they are dating you/are attracted to you suddenly get all weird, "oh no, you're pretty, but I don't think of you like that". You hear all about their girl drama and are all supportive... but the moment you try to tell them about your boy drama they claim to not understand what you see in any member of the opposite sex that isnt them... the power imbalance comes that you would date them in a heart beat, even though you could do much better. They know this that they would be lucky to get us, but their tiny egos can't handle the idea of "dating up" so they continue to have crushes on all of your friends before finally settling for a girl who looks just like you but younger and plainer without a personality and none of your firey independent spirit....
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.