Ethan Myers Tee
Part 3 An absolute 10/10. Ethan Myers is tall, smart, handsome, and funny in that way that makes you laugh until your stomach hurts, the kind of funny that sneaks up on you and makes you fall in love by accident. He’s not just book-smart either; he’s the kind of intelligent that makes you question how the universe fit that much wisdom into one person. If you ever date an Ethan Myers, congratulations, you’ve basically won the lottery. You’ll never want to let him go. You’ll plan your wedding in your head (and maybe your Notes app). You’ll imagine growing old together, probably still laughing at inside jokes and stealing his hoodies. This is the person you want to spend forever with. The kind of love story people write songs about. He’s the kind of man you want to spend the rest of your life with- the one you look at and think, “Yeah, it’s you. It’s always been you.” Warning: Side effects of dating Ethan Myers may include uncontrollable smiling, bragging to friends, and developing unrealistic standards for men. Fun Fact: Scientists still can’t explain how someone can be this perfect and still humble enough to fix your light switch.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it