Erotica Tee
A sex story. A terrible example: Christy was 18-years-old when she lost her v-card. I know, embarrassing. But she was not a slut like her other friends. Christy was at a party with her friends Gigi and Bella. They were already banging in a bathroom. She could hear her friends moans. It was pretty effed up. Christy grabbed some orange juice, not really knowing that it was a screwdriver not just orange juice. She drank the whole thing, now feeling dizzy. A sexy boy came up to her and whispered in her ear, "Hey baby, your pretty hot. Let's go find a room." She nodded drunkly and said, "Okay sexy face." He led her to a room and pushed her against the wall. He held her and began to kiss her, his tongue shamelessly dancing in her mouth. She kissed him back, her soft lips pressed to his. He began to take her shirt and pants off, so Christy began unbuttoning his pants. His full hard 10" rod popped out and she looked at him lustfully before she licked the top experimentally. Pre-cum leaked out and she happily lapped it up like a dog. She suddenly began to deep throat him, her big mouth swallowing all of the length. While she did that, he unclipped her bra and began massaging her hard nipples. Etc.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day