Enfinizatics Tee
The enfinizatics are a type of drugs that give you an “enhancement” in the body. They’re marketed as performance enhancers, and are said to increase stamina, concentration, muscle, mental and physical power. Dozens of enfinizatics, along with a host of other new “enhancement” substances, including synthetic marijuana, were listed for the first time in the Drug Enforcement Agency’s (DEA) Annual Drugs of Abuse Report. The report indicated that many of the products aren’t legal, but that the DEA will be pursuing enforcement actions based on violations of the Controlled Substances Act. This means they have very strict rules against selling or distributing these products. According to the DEA report, many of the enfinizatics, although they are banned for use by athletes in competition, are used by everyday consumers for the stated purposes of “enhancement,” including “increased motivation and energy” and “enhancement of sexual performance.” The FDA, on the other hand, has no issues with enfinizatics or other enhancement products like Adderall. In fact, the FDA states that they can be used to “promote optimal brain function and can be used in the treatment of ADHD.” Even though the enfinizatics aren’t a federally regulated category, the FDA believes that they pose some risks, including death.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means