elwood Tee
A little district on long island. you know your from elwood when... 1.You know everyones name in your school. 2.Theres about 200 people in your grade and even thats huge. 3.Everyone knows who you are and everything about you, before you do. 4.You think Burke or Geiser is hott. 5.Everyone not from elwood goes to elwood shopping center 6.Verley Park is the hot spot. 7.The Sit Down Lady is the only lunch lady you can bitch out on. 8.Elwood is probably the smallest town and you refuse to walk anywhere. 9.People who live 15 minutes away down know what "elwood' is. 10.You come home from class color day looking like an alien. 11.Everyone has had atleast one rumor spread about them 12.Your called a whore, no matter what you do. 13.You only run Track to stare at Burke 14.Tropical Smoothie is wear you spend all your money. 15.No good movies ever play at Elwood Quad 16.You know all the shortcuts for everything 17.You know the quick way through the fences near the tenis courts. 18.You know which side of the cafeteria to sit on. 19.You wish there was still feild day at the end of there year 20.You say you hate your life atleast once a week 21.You wanna move far far away 22.You hate that elwood is so small 23.You go in the El's on halloween and come home covered in shaving cream and other things. 24.You used to to know the lock combo for the ice machine. 25.Ms.Gise or however u wanna spell is is the only lunch lady i wouldnt talk back to. 26.mkay mkay mkay mkay. you have had mr.trabulsi or mr.mead
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.