elwood
A little district on long island. you know your from elwood when... 1.You know everyones name in your school. 2.Theres about 200 people in your grade and even thats huge. 3.Everyone knows who you are and everything about you, before you do. 4.You think Burke or Geiser is hott. 5.Everyone not from elwood goes to elwood shopping center 6.Verley Park is the hot spot. 7.The Sit Down Lady is the only lunch lady you can bitch out on. 8.Elwood is probably the smallest town and you refuse to walk anywhere. 9.People who live 15 minutes away down know what "elwood' is. 10.You come home from class color day looking like an alien. 11.Everyone has had atleast one rumor spread about them 12.Your called a whore, no matter what you do. 13.You only run Track to stare at Burke 14.Tropical Smoothie is wear you spend all your money. 15.No good movies ever play at Elwood Quad 16.You know all the shortcuts for everything 17.You know the quick way through the fences near the tenis courts. 18.You know which side of the cafeteria to sit on. 19.You wish there was still feild day at the end of there year 20.You say you hate your life atleast once a week 21.You wanna move far far away 22.You hate that elwood is so small 23.You go in the El's on halloween and come home covered in shaving cream and other things. 24.You used to to know the lock combo for the ice machine. 25.Ms.Gise or however u wanna spell is is the only lunch lady i wouldnt talk back to. 26.mkay mkay mkay mkay. you have had mr.trabulsi or mr.mead
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| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |