elwood Tee
A little district on long island. you know your from elwood when... 1.You know everyones name in your school. 2.Theres about 200 people in your grade and even thats huge. 3.Everyone knows who you are and everything about you, before you do. 4.You think Burke or Geiser is hott. 5.Everyone not from elwood goes to elwood shopping center 6.Verley Park is the hot spot. 7.The Sit Down Lady is the only lunch lady you can bitch out on. 8.Elwood is probably the smallest town and you refuse to walk anywhere. 9.People who live 15 minutes away down know what "elwood' is. 10.You come home from class color day looking like an alien. 11.Everyone has had atleast one rumor spread about them 12.Your called a whore, no matter what you do. 13.You only run Track to stare at Burke 14.Tropical Smoothie is wear you spend all your money. 15.No good movies ever play at Elwood Quad 16.You know all the shortcuts for everything 17.You know the quick way through the fences near the tenis courts. 18.You know which side of the cafeteria to sit on. 19.You wish there was still feild day at the end of there year 20.You say you hate your life atleast once a week 21.You wanna move far far away 22.You hate that elwood is so small 23.You go in the El's on halloween and come home covered in shaving cream and other things. 24.You used to to know the lock combo for the ice machine. 25.Ms.Gise or however u wanna spell is is the only lunch lady i wouldnt talk back to. 26.mkay mkay mkay mkay. you have had mr.trabulsi or mr.mead
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it