Eisenhower High School Tee
Eisenhower High School, the worst school ever. horrible teachers. everyone’s failing. everyone comes to school either high or drunk off they asses. the guys get bjs in the janitors closet ;) the girls pussy always stankkk. when u walk past the bathroom all you smell is mango mixed with shit. them bathrooms be full of blood all over the damn seat and floor. the girls are all desperate so they fuck grown men. the guys are always scratching their balls or always have boners failing horribly to hide it. the girls have no shame with showin they nasty ass bodies. at hoco everyone was gettin sexual even during songs that u don’t. all you see is air forces. bitches be singing in the hallways bc they dgaf. there is canine drug searches randomly all the damn time. everyone a snitch lowkey. the pep rallys are actually so boring n pointless. you’re only cool if u got a truck or another expensive car. the girls be gettin mono all the time. ppl spreading rumors bout other ppl bein pregnant. all the teachers tryna fuck the students...literally. who name they school “ike” tf. all in all don’t fuckin go here. issa big mistake. no cap frfr
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart