Eilish Syndrome Tee
Eilish Syndrome (AKA Attention-Deficient Egocentrism Disorder) is a debilitating birth defect which substantially damages brain development of the tweenage females. Patients develop a compulsive need for attention and sympathy from everyone within range of possible contact. Often this is to compensate for crippling low self-worth and low popularity status in social circles. The name refers to the rates of this disorder among spoiled tweenage Billie Eilish fans. This disorder is extremely difficult to treat as it can be indistinguishable from other illnesses such as Down Syndrome, Narcissistic Personality Disorder, Attention Whorism, and being a manipulative asshole Symptoms remain dormant until around the age of 11 or 12 when the female is expected to begin undergoing pubertal changes and experiences prolonged exposure to internet faggotry. Patients are measured to be within the 50-70 IQ range, and are estimated to be comparatively intelligent to a lobotomized toddler. Permanent treatment for Eilish Syndrome can be done through lobotomy or euthanasia. Treatment to alleviate symptoms can be applied with aggressive smacking of the face. The American Psychological Association recommends the dorsal (back) side of the hand to make contact with the face during treatment (also known as the "Bitch Slap"). Other treatments include kicking down flights of stairs, tossing from third storey balconies, and extensive roasting sessions.
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Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.