East Haven Tee
east haven is a little town that is a suburb of new haven. East Haven may seem like a heavy populated italian town, but a lot of the people from East Haven are wannabe Guidos with there blowouts and Armani Exchange shirts when they are really like polish. This high school's football team is pathetic even though there players think they are hot shit when they are little, not athletic guinneys who use football for another reason to tell girls on myspace how cool they are. Speaking of myspace, myspace is the center of some easties. Whether its the flashing Famous stars and straps backrounds or the Dior backround they love how they look on myspace. Easties take an average of 3.8 myspace profiles pictures a day with quotes saying something about how cool they are. The easties try to act ghetto with the whole "don't hate on me", when they dont understand that no one cares about them or there life. East Haven nights usually consists of "the crew hitting up the bowling alley" or "the gang chillen at the movies". Along with hitting up the movies the crew might drink some bud lights or smoke a doobie and think they are badasses. well thats a wrap on the pathetic east haven life
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating