Dust Bunny Tee
The ride or die counterpart to a Dusty. Dust Bunny's have low self-esteem, tolerate infidelity, broke and joblessness from their Dusty men. To them, romance is hard dick for a valentine's day present and other dusty antics. Dusty men can smell a Dust Bunny from a mile away by the desperate need for attention, love and physical affection permeating off of her spirit. Dust Bunny's typically pay 50% AND more of all finances between her and her Dusty. She "holds him down" for months on end, while he sits on her couch all day--when she's at work--smoking weed and playing Fortnite... after which, he uses her car to drive to another bitch house and uses the money she left him to buy another bitch food. When she chastises her pet Dusty for his transgressions, he makes it up to her by giving hard dick with his shoes on and posting her picture on Instagram to, "let these hoes know." This typically keeps her on Cloud 9 for several months until the next round of infidelity occurs. Another name for a Dust Bunny is a Pick Me or Pickmeisha.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.