Dust Bunny Tee
The ride or die counterpart to a Dusty. Dust Bunny's have low self-esteem, tolerate infidelity, broke and joblessness from their Dusty men. To them, romance is hard dick for a valentine's day present and other dusty antics. Dusty men can smell a Dust Bunny from a mile away by the desperate need for attention, love and physical affection permeating off of her spirit. Dust Bunny's typically pay 50% AND more of all finances between her and her Dusty. She "holds him down" for months on end, while he sits on her couch all day--when she's at work--smoking weed and playing Fortnite... after which, he uses her car to drive to another bitch house and uses the money she left him to buy another bitch food. When she chastises her pet Dusty for his transgressions, he makes it up to her by giving hard dick with his shoes on and posting her picture on Instagram to, "let these hoes know." This typically keeps her on Cloud 9 for several months until the next round of infidelity occurs. Another name for a Dust Bunny is a Pick Me or Pickmeisha.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it