DurSuperTeam Tee
Kevin Durant, more commonly referred to fans as DurMickey, DurFraud, or DurCant, is an NBA player who plays for the Brooklyn Nets. After failing in the Seattle SuperSonics, later reforming to the Oklahoma City Thunder, he joined the super team referred to as the Golden State Warriors, joining NBA star Stephen CurFraud. After CurFraud blew a 3-1 lead in the 2016 NBA Finals against LeBron and Kyrie in the Cleveland Cavaliers, Durant asked to be traded to the 73-9 Warriors since he can't win normal rings. He won two consecutive Super Team rings with the Warriors and two fraudulent Finals MVPs. After losing to KaGoat and the Toronto Raptors in the 2019 NBA finals, he left to the struggling Brooklyn Nets, where he went to form yet another super team with the Nets, along with Kyrie, who owns him. After getting swept by the Raptors the next year, the Nets needed a plan. They hired the GOAT, James Harden, and formed the ultimate super team. All good (or bad) things must come to an end though, and Harden was traded to the Philadelphia 76ers for Ben Simmons, Seth Curry and Andre Drummond, forming an all-star super team in NYC. In the 2022 playoffs, Durant and his super team was swept by Tatum and his leading Celtics, ending the life of the fraudulent super team that is the Brooklyn Nets. Cryrie's fault, at that. Therefore, KD is finished.
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Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.