Duke Rider Tee
(aka Duke, The Duke, Ernie "Duke' Rider, The Perfect Body, Amway sellin’ fertilizer spewer, ER) Fictitious compilation of all the (male) characteristics of the contemporary USAF Lifer/Maggot. 1. Self-anointed 2. Unrepentant 3. All show...no go 4. Fiendishly arrogant Usually found pouring coffee for higher ranking NCOs at the NCO Club. The breathing definition of authoritarian-screaming management. Replaces technical competence with shiny boots and buckles. Displays all awards (both real and self-awarded) on his 'I-Love-Me' wall. Underwent successful surgery for removal any form of self-effacing. Never saw combat, but talks the talk. Known to brag of having been “blessed with the perfect body.” Known to "water the eyes" of true warriors. Self-proclaimed 'leader of tomorrow's aerospace team.' Designs and awards engraved trophies, pen/pencil sets to himself. Renown for his 'pounding' tactics/techniques on WAF operational systems. Known for his undying effort to overcome what Mommy thought of him. Sole supporter of L.E.White & Sons Engraving.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.