dudebro Tee
A dudebro is a white (American) male who has six or more of the following characteristics: (#1 counts as two.) 1. Cannot go one full waking hour without uttering the words "dude" or "bro". 2. Has spikey hair (despite it having gone out of fashion around 2010). 3. Has a boisterous nature. 4. Is/was in a college fraternity. 5. Is from a middle-class background. 6. Lives in the suburbs or the city. 7. Works out and shows off his body. 8. Is eternally clean-shaven or has little/limited facial hair. 9. Is 18 to 25 years old. 10. Is a player. 11. (When he's not a player) Dates girls considerably younger than he is, like high-schoolers. 12. ( / / ) Dates women considerably older than he is. 13. Wears male earrings. 14. Wears sunglasses indoors or at night. 15. Has catchphrases. 16. Is apolitical. 17. Often gets into fights or arguments. 18. Is dudely (= is a typical duuuude; a guys' guy). 19. Is a diligent drinker. 20. Surfs or skates. 21. Authors, praises, or follows a Bro Code. 22. Is masculine but not manly. 23. Holds sexist or misogynistic views. 24. Is racist or says racist things. 25. Utters slurs like "faggot" or "faggy" and uses "gay" as an insult, but surprisingly enough has nothing against homosexuals. 26. Is a jokester, a prankster, or both. 27. Often gets high but is not a total junkie. 28. Is a reliable partier. 29. Is a frequent high-fiver.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.