Dravidian Penis Tee
The colossal phallic organ of a Dravidian/Dravidiod Indian (mostly Shudhra / Dalit caste and/or South Indian). The huge size is a result of evolution in harsh climates to improve heat dissipation. Stronger blood flow is required to maintain body temperature in these harsh climates, and due to this, Dravidians can maintain rock hard erections for long periods of time. While both of the above adaptations serve their purpose, they also translate to unrivalled size and stamina in the bed, which ultimately leads to superior ability in pleasuring women. The Dravidian penis has always been envied by Aryan boys and their micro-phallic counterparts for decades, and many researchers have suggested that this is a significant reason for the creation of the caste system. While the Dravidian Penis is trouble to the Aryan males, it is the dream of the Aryan female. Many Married Aryan Womens hear about the other-worldly pleasure that can be provided by the Dravidian Penis and therefore cheat on their microphallic Aryan husbands to seek the 'Treasure of India'. Hence, many Aryan Males such as Virat Kholi and Shah Rukh Khan spend time endlessly campaigning in fairness advertisements to shame the Dravidian complexion, and hence prevent their wives choosing the superior Dravidian Dragon over the Aryan Ant.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means