DORK Tee
(n) : A "dude"/ a rare much cooler up scaled version of a man child/ the rarest type of the manchild species. The Dorks native language is sarcasm but is fluent in bullshit as well.They have soul stealing smiles and sprinkle their awesomeness around like glitter while leaving muddy boot prints everywhere.Their natural habitats are mud, bird pits, and bird houses.Theyre natural scatterers and scatter their shit everywhere.They're not pilllow sharers and their batteries are never above 10% . They're knights in camouflaged armor with the ability to cause anyone one around them to break out in ridiculously huge smiles with bouts of uncontrollable laughter or high levels of frustration and long painful head shaking episodes.They filled with passion and are all about the the little things with ability to passionately turn simple little things into big complicated things./ (dork) /"DORK"
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.