Donald Trump tee
A tiny-fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing, anus-lipped, narcissistic bag of flaming methane that's managed to convince borderline retarded voters to nominate him for the Republican presidential candidate. He has done so by continuously exploiting the fears and prejudices of said stupid people, whipping them into a frothing, xenophobic frenzy. It doesn't take a psychologist to see he is simply just a manipulative sociopath who doesn't actually have any political ideology. Evidence for this comes from the fact that he's flip flopped on many of his positions, and having been very buddy-buddy with the Clintons in years past. Any of his solutions to problems are so pathetically one-dimensional that a two-year-old could dissect them, and when asked about the specifics of how he's going to execute these plans, he is never able to. But his supporters are complete sheep, so they gobble it up like it was manna sent from heaven. For The Donald, he is in the race for one thing, and one thing only: The Donald. The people supporting him are just a means to an end (see: useful idiots). When you're in a race with Hillary Clinton, and you're dumb enough to nominate someone who is an even bigger megalomanaiacal sociopath than she is, you fucked up.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!