Donald Trump Tee
A tiny-fingered, cheeto-faced, ferret-wearing, anus-lipped, narcissistic bag of flaming methane that's managed to convince borderline retarded voters to nominate him for the Republican presidential candidate. He has done so by continuously exploiting the fears and prejudices of said stupid people, whipping them into a frothing, xenophobic frenzy. It doesn't take a psychologist to see he is simply just a manipulative sociopath who doesn't actually have any political ideology. Evidence for this comes from the fact that he's flip flopped on many of his positions, and having been very buddy-buddy with the Clintons in years past. Any of his solutions to problems are so pathetically one-dimensional that a two-year-old could dissect them, and when asked about the specifics of how he's going to execute these plans, he is never able to. But his supporters are complete sheep, so they gobble it up like it was manna sent from heaven. For The Donald, he is in the race for one thing, and one thing only: The Donald. The people supporting him are just a means to an end (see: useful idiots). When you're in a race with Hillary Clinton, and you're dumb enough to nominate someone who is an even bigger megalomanaiacal sociopath than she is, you fucked up.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart