Dominican Men Tee
Spanish speaking AfroLatinos. mixed NativeAmerican, WestAfrican and Iberian men from the Caribbean. The best baseball players, but notorious womanizers. They have tanned skin (Romeo Santos), some mocha (Robinson Cano), and some dark chocolate (Quintorris Lopez “Julio” Jones). Curly hair, full lips, and amazing bodies. Alot of them take their gifts for granted and get caught in the fast life. Majority reside in Manhattan or Miami. Known for their machismo and hot-headed tempers that hide behind smiles. Loyal but will dog you if you switch up. The only women they treat right are their mothers. The faithful ones just aren’t as good looking. Younger girls end up their baby mamas because they like to be around their parties, Dembow, and cokemoney, while older women end up in affairs with them (white and Colombian women). Alot come from poverty so they dress flashy and have pride in staying wellgroomed. The tall baseball player types almost always have gorgeous big dicks, thick and long (I.e. vacation dick). Almost all of them are uncircumcised and love going downtown, adding on to why they make Western women batshit crazy. They know how to talk, dance, and move their hips. They joke with Cubans on who has better cigars, pick on Puertoricans for not being bilingual, and bump heads with Colombians because they end up with their women. They usually end up married with alot of kids. They tend to be great fathers, and the women they marry arent just lucky, but there to stay.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.