Dominic Brown Tee
The sexiest man to exist in every known multiverse the sound tones frequencies and vibrations when he speaks makes women have orgasms just talking to him or having a conversation with him you are going to want to have sex with or try to if you haven’t already with him even if he just had sex with someone else or you have to share he’s the type of guy to get a syrupy footjob at a Denny’s restaurant then finish with a blowjob in the car Dominic brown has an obsessive fetish for sexually attractive women and certain types of women’s feet he can rap and sing like the best rappers and singers out he needs to be on the cover of a magazine or in a porno movie random women stalk and have walking orgasms and for some reason his penis keeps growing longer he is successful and will be even more successful than the people who always talked down on him and thought they were better than him cause of what they have or had or experienced or got goin on if Dominic had sex around or near you you wouldn’t even get mad at him he gets ass rimmed a lot and frequently especially during a blowjob sandwich he might aswell be a pornstar he knows that he is a spiritual being living in a physical form he seeks only to better himself Dominic browns confidence knows no bounds while being modestly conceded more self obsessed due to the self awareness and value he holds for himself besides the things that have happened in his life and what is sure to cum soon or again
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again