DLFTA Tee
DLFTA: Disguised Like Fluff, Turns into Arceus A DLFTA is someone who shows up looking serious and professional — usually armed with a laptop — but within five minutes you realize they’ve secretly been a chaotic genius the whole time. DLFTA-types are the kind of people who say “just a quick update” and then proceed to blow your mind with wild ideas, perfect sarcasm, and probably a reference to Pokémon or conspiracy theories involving Tupperware lids. They’re often found lurking in tech teams, innovation squads, or anywhere free coffee is available. Known for low-key brilliance, unexpected jokes, and being just mysterious enough that you never really know what they’re up to. Until it’s done. And it’s amazing. Common signs you’re dealing with a DLFTA: • Can quote both Steve Jobs and SpongeBob in a single meeting • Ability to deflect difficult questions by using random words • Knows more than you, but still laughs at your dumb jokes • Somehow becomes everyone’s favorite without trying
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means