Dickfuck
He is a guy who doesnt care if he is a dick & continues to be-not really knowing it.Doesnt realize what hes done to be a dick,doesnt apologize& doesnt lose sleep over it.You wont spot a dickfuck immediately.This guy is a rare breed.Hes not a dick in the sense that hes a pissed off dude w/ a chip on his shoulder.Hes just the opposite actually.He doesnt blurt out dick comments for dicks sake.He is not that guy.He makes the weak feel uneasy & the strong feel less confident.If your not strong minded &let your feelings control ur emotions,u best get out of his way.You will break down,sob,b confused& overanalyze it everyday thereafter.When u confront him,you end up right back to the place he left u-your head spinning faster.Most would mistake him as being heartless but he is not. He may seem cold-hearted to some, where others would appreciate his cold hard honesty.He can seem careless at times where care is needed mostly w/the ones he is closest to.His actions are usually deemed reckless, not stupid. Youve never met one like him. He is wise, real,& brutally honest.He doesnt have time for people w/feelings, who feel life isnt fair.He does what he wants, when he wants, with whomever he chooses.He loves life,& life would be lost w/out him.If you dont love him then you dont get him & you just hate him.Everyone hes come in contact w/either knows him or knows of him.He is envied,admired,appreciated & feared& quite honestly, is someone you are probably jealous of.He is a dickfuck.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨
LOVR THIS SHIRT OML SO CUTEEEEE😍😍😍
mine had gay on it. Instant sex.
I love my NIckIsBum T-Shirt, it is very comfortable.
used it as a cum rag
Great fit and soft material. Gave as gift. Big hit!
Great conversation piece! Plus I can never find anything with my name on it. This was a great find! Will definitely order more!!!!
Got exactly what I wanted.
Exactly what I expected, thanks!
I don't visit Urban Dictionary alit so I only recently saw they offered merch. I immediately started looking up words for potential Christmas gifts. Found the ideal gift for my brother & ordered a shirt. It arrived very quickly and I love it. It's exactly as pictured on the site and being able to customize it with his name makes it perfect. I only hope he loves it as much as I do. Will definitely keep Urban Dictionary in mind when I need to find a great gift.
i love my shirt i made it say sapnap cause yassssssssss
Best This is the best shirt I have ever gotten I love it and I definitly recomend it to any friend named Hailie
So cool to quickly be able to turn a trending phrase into wearable art!
it was really good i put dad with the def of tfu and lol
*clap* *clap* MEME REVIEW. this is so amazing, alexa play despacito 9001
Love this shirt. Got it for my brother for Christmas and I can’t wait for his reaction! Ordered size L and it seems maybe a little big? Thank you!
thankyou for all your kind reviews. For everyone complaining about the spelling we was high on the bezamine while writing it so fuck youuuuuu
I love it
I really love it it's me through and through. Thank you. And when I want another shirt made I will be going through you guys.
ThIs is perfect
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |