Dickfuck Mug
He is a guy who doesnt care if he is a dick & continues to be-not really knowing it.Doesnt realize what hes done to be a dick,doesnt apologize& doesnt lose sleep over it.You wont spot a dickfuck immediately.This guy is a rare breed.Hes not a dick in the sense that hes a pissed off dude w/ a chip on his shoulder.Hes just the opposite actually.He doesnt blurt out dick comments for dicks sake.He is not that guy.He makes the weak feel uneasy & the strong feel less confident.If your not strong minded &let your feelings control ur emotions,u best get out of his way.You will break down,sob,b confused& overanalyze it everyday thereafter.When u confront him,you end up right back to the place he left u-your head spinning faster.Most would mistake him as being heartless but he is not. He may seem cold-hearted to some, where others would appreciate his cold hard honesty.He can seem careless at times where care is needed mostly w/the ones he is closest to.His actions are usually deemed reckless, not stupid. Youve never met one like him. He is wise, real,& brutally honest.He doesnt have time for people w/feelings, who feel life isnt fair.He does what he wants, when he wants, with whomever he chooses.He loves life,& life would be lost w/out him.If you dont love him then you dont get him & you just hate him.Everyone hes come in contact w/either knows him or knows of him.He is envied,admired,appreciated & feared& quite honestly, is someone you are probably jealous of.He is a dickfuck.
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Customer Reviews
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
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