Destoroyah Tee
the baddest nemesis aside from king ghidorah. Destoroyah was born when the oxygen destroyer from Godzilla 1954, infected a bunch of crustaceans originating from the Cambrian, pissing them off and allowing them to progressively get bigger and meaner the more they combined until they became Satan itself and killed Godzilla junior, only to be whooped by Godzilla and frozen by the jsdf, killing the creature in its entirety. Destoroyah's abilities include the oxygen ray "a purple death laser that hurt the big G himself", a samurai sword horn "which could make swiss cheese out of anything that it touched", energy absorbing "where it stabbed stuff with its tail and got stronger ",and changing changing forms "allowing it to change from a shrimp, to a demon crab, to a bigger demon crab with spears, to a legless flying red bat with the perfect forms face, to a big satanic knock off that made the main characters shit themselves." its on screen appearance was in the 1995 film, Godzilla vs Destoroyah, the kid series Godzilla island where it was an action figure, and it has made numerous comic appearances including Godzilla rulers of earth, Godzilla legends "where Anguirus of all things made it its bitch", Godzilla cataclysm ,and Godzilla in hell.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.