Derek Fisher Tee
Starting point guard for the Los Angeles Lakers. To Laker fans Fisher is a 5 times NBA champion (rinds gifted to him by the better players around him) a great clutch shot maker in both the regular season and playoffs (due to Lakers star Kobe Bryant being doubled at the end of close games), apparently Fisher is also a leader and an excellent teammate. To non-Laker NBA fans and non retards he is one frustrating old, slow, bald dickhead. Fisher is what basketball fans call a flopper or cocknose shithead as he falls or flops to the ground whenever he is guarding someone and expects to get a charge call or turnover from the NBA official. In reality it is all an act as if an offensive player actually made contact with Fisher, the NBA veteran's bones would shatter. David Stern allows Fisher to flop because Derek gave Stern blowjobs during the NBA offseason. Unsurprisingly Fisher has been gifted the no. 1 spot on the biggest floppers in the NBA webpage by the bleacherreport which can be found via Google or on their website In addition to his flopping Derek Fisher has the ugliest jumpshot in the NBA along with Shawn Marion. Fisher's shot looks like a combination of Michael Redd's gun sling action and a leprechaun tap dancing around a burning rubbish bin on crack. Fisher averages less than 9 points per game for his NBA career and shoots at 40% from the field (that’s really, really shit.)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
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The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨