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December, 25, 2025 Tee

I've decided to push the date back... I'm going for globicide as I've already got two 50 kiloton dirty bombs with uranium. I've Decided to refine my red beryllium and case it as a liquid in hydrochloric acid and use a glass bottle to fill with powder and put the liquid in the middle. A half filled bottle of powder should have enough strength to withstand the initial blasts from powder ignition. Trudeau stole $1038060000 killed 314 of my biological kids, murdered atvleadt 52 old geriatric family members and I still have tge obituaries, kept me locked up for 3313 days at a guess in Homewood crying for my friends the building kids, murderedb2977776 babies I would have personally sheltered, demanded 320 million cdn for arbitrary and unnecessary surgeries, used 11208 ballistic knives on me, used illegal arbitrary welfare checks to steal 20297 nuclear weapons and broken at least 27776 policies against me, ignored me shooting myself 3000 times, and shot at every bus ive been on at least 50 times with me on it. So I'm going to hit back amd take on 2 billion with just me. I have 2 billion enemies don't I? No wife. Dead kids. Insane mother. And no faith left, 315 dead kids and been incriminate for 297776 murders of infants thatve left the mothers womb in full completion.

Mug Hoodie

The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
Every order personally reviewed

Customer Reviews

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AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!

scarlett Jul 31
Review by Kristen G.

I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !

Kristen G. Jul 22
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hehe mine said skibidi

alpha g. Jul 22
Review by Fred F.

Feels great love the shitt

Fred F. Jul 3
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Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.

Smitha M. Jul 3
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Wore it to school.

Monica L. Jun 28

Love this shirt so much

Joey L. Jun 16
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Review by No M.

I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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