D Club Tee
This is an activity that must be partaken before a group of men participate in gathering that require them to be naked in the same room together, like a spa or a sauna. The activity is as follows: Each person must stare at each other's dick for a full minute. And then carry on with their activity. This happens to relieve awkwardness that occurs when you accidentally look at the other persons's dick and try to avoid looking at it. It must be noted that there is no homosexual innuendo or logic involved in the activities or the reasoning behind the D-Club. If an erection were to happen during the minute of the D-Club, then the erectee must perform 10-15 push-ups immediately to get rid of the major blood flow to the penis. If there is any slight indication that someone is trying to use the D-Club for homosexual purposes, then he must be forced to leave the premises or be clubbed by the Ceremonial Club or the C-Club. The term was first coincided by Arin Hanson aka Egoraptor.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means