curmounger Tee
Like a curmudgeon, but young in age; a portmanteau of "curmudgeon" and "younger". The two cur- groups are distinguished out of the human population by the stance that nothing is good enough, but they are distinguished from each other by nuances in this position. While the curmudgeon will assert that nothing is as good as it was, the curmounger will assert that nothing is as good as it should be. In the curmounger, the habits and characteristics of a curmudgeon will be translated into more age- and generation-appropriate versions. E.g instead of saying "back in my day...", a curmounger will say "if you knew what you were doing..."; instead of sitting at home in front of the TV for long periods of time, a curmounger will spend time on their phone at the cafe of an 'grammable location. There is a possibility for a brief period of contentment in a curmounger's life as they transition from curmounger to curmudgeon, but generally these individuals grow nostalgic for the past without ever actually enjoying themselves in the present.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means