Cuntfortress Tee
1) Someone who is so antagonistic, negative, closed-off, and just overall cunty that they are physically and mentally exhausting to be around. You can identify a cuntfortress when you would rather chop your own dick off than listen to one more whiny comment about how "everyone here is fucking lame" or watch them pout and generally bring the entire vibe down while they adamantly refuse to enjoy themselves. Often seen whining at their friend/significant other about how much they want to go home because they aren't having fun when in fact, they are Fun Black Holes, sucking in all potential fun and excitement out of the room and into their vortex of insecurity and despair. Even attempts to include the cuntfortress in on the fun will result in excessive eye-rolling and insults at your expense. Often these hateful comments and negative facial gestures are all a cry for attention, which will quickly run dry when everyone begins to realize that they will always refuse to enjoy themselves because being a sullen bitch gets them more attention.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.