Crunchyroll & Coitus Tee
The rare occurrence of a weeb inviting another person--most often another insecure weeb--over to watch anime and have sex. Typical post-sex pillowtalk may include favorite OP and ED songs, or favorite power from MHA. Bottles of Ramune may be ingested to "reprenish riquido." Protip: anyone attempting this must first invest in the character specs for Surveillance and Rapport Building. If your ugly, underconfident weeb ass starts off a conversation with a hot waifu with mumbling followed by a nervous request to watch Boruto and bang, the police will probably be called. And not sexy police, or boys love/girls love police, but real police who have no fucking clue what anime is. Knowing your target audience and having them feel comfortable with you are prerequisites. Also, because what you're offering starts with anime, chances are your target is also a self-deprecating, introverted, nerdy weeb loser who may be reluctant to open up. Therefore, you must also put some EXP into Charisma and Wordsmithing. Awkward introverts who like anime also typically like when other people use words more gooder than they do. Trust me on this, I am almost 30 and have had sex with no less than THREE Asian women outside of prostitution. This definition differs slightly from "Crunchyroll & Consolation," wherein said weeb has not yet learned the Date skill, and thus uses their own tears as lubricant as they fast-forward anime episodes to the uncensored sex scenes they found listed on reddit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex