Crunchyroll & Coitus Tee
The rare occurrence of a weeb inviting another person--most often another insecure weeb--over to watch anime and have sex. Typical post-sex pillowtalk may include favorite OP and ED songs, or favorite power from MHA. Bottles of Ramune may be ingested to "reprenish riquido." Protip: anyone attempting this must first invest in the character specs for Surveillance and Rapport Building. If your ugly, underconfident weeb ass starts off a conversation with a hot waifu with mumbling followed by a nervous request to watch Boruto and bang, the police will probably be called. And not sexy police, or boys love/girls love police, but real police who have no fucking clue what anime is. Knowing your target audience and having them feel comfortable with you are prerequisites. Also, because what you're offering starts with anime, chances are your target is also a self-deprecating, introverted, nerdy weeb loser who may be reluctant to open up. Therefore, you must also put some EXP into Charisma and Wordsmithing. Awkward introverts who like anime also typically like when other people use words more gooder than they do. Trust me on this, I am almost 30 and have had sex with no less than THREE Asian women outside of prostitution. This definition differs slightly from "Crunchyroll & Consolation," wherein said weeb has not yet learned the Date skill, and thus uses their own tears as lubricant as they fast-forward anime episodes to the uncensored sex scenes they found listed on reddit.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum