cruisemania Tee
The action of someone who.. after months of waiting in usually a pathetic life.. possibly working two dead end jobs and has multiple children.. has finally come to grips with the fact that they will be on a cruise in a week. This thought usually follows with out of the norm routines.. but not limited to.. mentally checking out of work.. ignoring people and childrens needs.. jerking off more.. over excitement for no reason.. drinking in preparation for binge nights.. writing off neighbors.. flipping off pedestrians… handing money out to pan handlers.. not watching the news.. stop answering your mothers calls… your dog peeing on the floor due to neglect.. thoughts of staying on an island and never coming back.. seeing what contraband you can sneak on the ship If no customs.. penis enlargement.. skipping therapy..running stop signs.. sleeping in (work days).. slapping yourseld randonly in public.. neglecting laundry.. eating ass (work day).. telling your ex to fuck off (no justification needed… etc
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.