crockercroaker Tee
A type of guerrilla warfare used in the Civil War Era. Similar to bushwacking.....and according to gabby Johnson....a crockercroakers main desire was to maim, plunder, and sexually assault women,children, and livestock...crockercroakers traveled in packs and had wild cookouts at night fueled by whiskey, skillet beans, and flatulence..these nightly Gatherings (or plunder parties) are believed to be some of the most perverted in history...often driving off cattle from the days plunder...crockercroakers often had lookouts perched on highest ground or structure (often a bell tower)..and as the flatulence ensued fellow crockercroakers would holler "can you see anything"...these rantings were usually answered with a belching moan made famous by the man most consider the godfather of crocker croaking...one gabby Johnson of Lawrence, Kansas. On the croakers offensive...they often used the dreaded "number 6" on their plunder assault...when asked if they spare the women and children....a croaker would scream " he'll naw we rape the shit outta them" to this meant everything to the croakers cause and way of life...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means