Courtney Tee
Courtney is the wind beneath my wings. She is the air that fills my lungs and the food that I digest. When her blonde hair whips my face in the wind my knees turn to jello. Strawberry jello. She is the meaning of life. She is the jesus in jeans. Her brown uggs make me smile and her smile makes my brown uggs. Her gentle caress gives me chills as I reach for a wheelchair. She has the voice of a siren, louring me in, only she doesnt kill me when I get there, as in the Greek mythology. When she sings Beyonces "Halo" it is like a combination of Marvin Gaye and Lady GaGa. I get lost in her blue eyes, I feel like I'm Merlin looking for my son Nemo in the vast ocean, approaching the East Austrailian Current. She is a wild tigress but also a gentle gazelle. I just want her in my belly. GET IN MAH BELLAYE!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.