CORPORATE AVENGER Tee
Is a California based eco-fanatic/warrior that has nothing better to do with his time then to point and meddle in everyday affairs of normal day to day people. A Corporate Avenger is anti well...just about everything with a corporate logo. He's anti-McDonalds,WaLmart,Subway,Chevrolet,Ford,US Military etc etc. He's convinced that every type of food in the American grocery store is going to kill us in the next week, and the only way to avoid this is to eat what he tells you to eat. And thats just the Corporate part. He's also a global warming alarmist that is 100% positive that the entire human race and planet is doomed if you dont take his urgent advice. He's a borderline soon to be eco-terrorist and if he isnt then his offspring surely will be due to years of eco-brainwashing. His off spring are going to be the ones that burn entire housing developments down just for the simple fact that it was an "eco-threat". A Corporate Avenger is a fanatic for his own gain and no one else's.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made